HUNT THE TARGETS
Every zone brings new parasite forms, recognizable infected targets and increasingly aggressive mechanics.
9 TARGETSHunt the parasites. Level your Wojak. Evolve from retail to Giga and take back Chart City.
THE MARKET IS INFECTED.
THIS TIME, WOJAK HUNTS BACK.
THE GAME
PARASITE is a fast, neon side-scrolling hunt through a crypto city overrun by infected personalities, bad liquidity and market chaos.
Every zone brings new parasite forms, recognizable infected targets and increasingly aggressive mechanics.
9 TARGETSEarn XP mid-run and evolve from exhausted retail trader into the final Giga form.
5 FORMSShield, rapid fire, damage boost, speed and health change the pace of each hunt.
5 POWER-UPSINFECTED TARGETS
Every target has been absorbed into the PARASITE world. Find them across Chart City and mark the roster REKT.
WOJAK EVOLUTION
You don't pick your final form. You earn it.
CHART CITY
Six connected districts. Toxic liquidity. Industrial hazards. Launchpad chaos. One final arena.
THE LAUNCH
PARASITE is the game and the brand. $KOL is its planned Solana token, launching with a real playable product from day one.
No contract address will be shown until launch. Only trust links published from official PARASITE channels.
FAQ
A crypto-native action game and community IP built around Wojak evolution, Chart City and an infected target roster.
Yes. PARASITE V0.1 RC1 is playable now in the browser.
Not yet. $KOL is planned on Solana via pump.fun. No contract address is live, and anything claiming otherwise before an official announcement is not us.
No. The featured KOLs are public crypto personalities parodied as in-game targets. They are not affiliated with PARASITE or $KOL and do not endorse either.
No. The current game is free to play and does not require a wallet.
PARASITE is a parody game. Featured KOLs are public figures shown as in-game targets; they are not affiliated with and do not endorse PARASITE or $KOL. Profile pictures belong to their owners. Nothing here is financial advice.